My ex-career as a muslimah

I thought the devils were chained away this month… July 21, 2014

Filed under: Random — evebitestheapple @ 5:09 pm

I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened in the Germantown area of Philadelphia. The article states that the Muslims there tried to mete out shariah punishment for a man that was suspected of stealing. The imam tried to whack off his hand because it makes Allah happy to cut off limbs in his name. Maybe if you cut off body parts in Ramadan you get extra rewards in Jannah(sarcasm).




Jannah is boring February 8, 2014

Filed under: Random — evebitestheapple @ 10:22 pm

The world can be an exciting place that can be a struggle for the Muslim to resist in an attempt to receive some fictitious reward in Jannah. I remember reading the Quran and hadith about Jannah and more than once the thought would jump in my head about how Jannah sounded so dull and boring. Being a woman all I had to look forward to was laying around for eternity waiting for my husband to come have sex with me. No television? No art shows? No roller skating? No swimming? No dancing?

No, just lie around and drink liquor out of gold cups and wait for the stallion to show up after porking his hur-al-ayn.

How depressing.

I would try to silence the thoughts with the standard “whispers of shaytaan” explanation but damn, Jannah sounded like one huge infinite snoozefest.

I’m glad I shook that belief system off and am back into the world with all its vitality and all it has to offer.


More of Muhammad’s plagarism November 29, 2013

Filed under: Random — evebitestheapple @ 9:27 pm

Does this verse sound familiar:

“Indeed, those who deny Our verses and are arrogant toward them – the gates of Heaven will not be opened for them, nor will they enter Paradise until a camel enters into the eye of a needle. And thus do We recompense the criminals.” – Quran 7:40

Of course it does because Muhammad plagiarized it from here:

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” -Matthew 19:24

and here:

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” -Mark 10:25

Not to mention the two hadith found in Sahih Muslims that state the exact same thing. Islam is nothing more than a watered-down copy of the false religions of Christianity and Judaism.


Fringe Benefits – Part 7 September 12, 2013

Filed under: Fringe Benefits — evebitestheapple @ 4:11 pm

As I was falling asleep last night it dawned on me it has been great being able to sleep on my left side, on my right side, or on my stomach if I want. There’s nothing like being stressed about waking up and realizing you turned on your left side during the night. The Allah/Muhammad duo loved to micro-manage the hell out of everything.


Fringe Benefits – Part 6 August 24, 2013

Filed under: Fringe Benefits — evebitestheapple @ 2:28 pm

rice krispie

BOOM! I can eat any kind of rice krispie treats with marshmallows and not spend my time hunting down halal/kosher versions.


Muhammad plagarizes many names of Allah from the Hebrew Bible July 1, 2013

Filed under: Random — evebitestheapple @ 1:35 am

“Are you not from everlasting, , O Lord my God, my Holy One(קְדֹשִׁ֖י )? we shall not die. O Lord, you have ordained them for judgement and, O Mighty God, you have established them for correction.” ~Habakkuk 1:12

Al-Quddus or The Holy is also  קְדֹשִׁ֖י  in this verse(The Holy written in Hebrew).

“O LORD, I have heard your speech, and was afraid: O LORD, revive your work in the midst of the years, in the midst of the years make it known; in wrath remember mercy(rahem).” ~Habakkuk 3:2

The Hebrew word for mercy also reflects one of the 99 names of Allah: Rahem or mercy or רַחֵ֥ם


Muhammad plagarizes his main theme from the Bible book of Isaiah June 26, 2013

Filed under: Random — evebitestheapple @ 8:02 pm

“Consult together, argue your case. Get together and decide what to say. Who made these things known so long ago? What idol ever told you they would happen? Was it not I, the LORD? For there is no other God but me, a righteous(Saddiq) God and Savior. There is none but me.”  ~Isaiah 45:21


“Remember the things I have done in the past. For I alone am God! I am God, and there is none like me.” ~Isaiah 46:9


“Listen, O Israel! The LORD is our God, the LORD alone(ehad).” ~Deuteronomy 6:4



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