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My ex-career as a muslimah

Fringe benefits – Part 8 – Marry a mermaid January 22, 2015

Filed under: Fringe Benefits — evebitestheapple @ 7:31 pm

male mermaidI don’t know what I was thinking about the other day but it made the infamous mermaid fatwa cross my mind. The mermaid fatwa was an edict that was issued by some “scholar’ and posted on islamqanda many years ago but has since been removed. In a nutshell, it states that mermaids are halal to eat (with one dissenting opinion) and uses several hadith to back up the verdict. An old copy can be found here:

https://ummlolcats.wordpress.com/2007/12/25/fatwa-of-the-week-mermaids-are-halal/

So a fringe benefit of being an apostate is being able to marry a mermaid. Whereas Islam views mermaids as a potential food source and would support killing them, I am free to keep them off plate and marry one. If Mormons can believe that people live on the moon and sun and once prominent Islamic scholars can claim that the earth is flat then anything is possible and I can marry a mermaid. Alhamdulillah for apostasy!

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